Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Funny Funny Sexy Things



(t-30)min:                  Ordered Pizza!!
(t-29)min onwards:    Foreplay!!
(t-15)min:                  Getting bored of foreplay!!
(t-5)min:                    Having full-on Sex!!
(t-4)min:                    Door-Bell rings!!! (Damn their quick service!!)
(t-3:30)min:               Hurriedly dress up and opens the door!!
(t - 3:20)min:             Delivery-Guy: "Sir, Cheese Burst ????"
(t - 3:15)min:             Fox laughing uncontrollably!!
                                  Delivery Boy confused!!
                                  Takes the money and a generous tip!!
(t - 3) to (t-1)min:      Lot of LOLing!!
(t-0) min:                   Blog post!!



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Doing sexy things on the chair, right opposite the laptop.
Mail pop-up!! Spam: Grow your penis 4-inches longer!!!
Buzz Kill !!!

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Fox's friend also wants to contribute, he says:

He: Hey darling, wanna boing-boing ??
She: No! not in the mood. You go play with your toing-toing !!


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The Mind Wanders:
During boing-boing, it ponders,

- What happened to Ishant Sharma's bowling!!! Seriously!!


- Hey, in Avatar, the dude uses the same ponytail-hair-whatchamacallthem with the flying-horse-thingy and the heroine. Ewwww...!! 


- Feel like eating chocolate ice-cream!


- Wonder what the neighbours are doing??


- Can it grow smaller?


- I wonder if  I should give my new noise-cancellation headphones a spin!!


- Hey.. i just realised, the fix for that customer reported bug lies in the library-function!! wohoooo!!!This one's for you Mr.Manager!!


- Should I ask her to pay the electricity bill??


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- Fox.

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